You’ll Need to Swallow at Some Point

Maitre D: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.

Mr Creosote: No.

Maitre D: Oh sir… it’s only wafer thin.

Mr Creosote: Look – I couldn’t eat another thing. I’m absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Maitre D:Just the one, sir… voila… bon appetit…

……BOOM!