Twitter Should Hire This Guy as a New Mascot

Yo listen up here’s a story, about a little guy that lives in a blue world, and all day and all night and everything he sees, is just blue like him inside and outside. Blue is his house with a blue little window, and a blue corvette, and everything is blue for him and himself, and everybody around, cos he ain’t got nobody to listen to…

…I’m blue da ba dee da ba diy.