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The Turtle Queen

If you wish to summon a horde of obedient turtles to do your bidding, bring a magic cucumber (freshly peeled!) to the local pond as an offering. If you’re very lucky and your cucumber is fresh enough, the Turtle Queen may honor you with an appearance.

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