The Hamster Wears Prada

Hamster Emily: Andrea, my God! You look so chic.

Andy Sachs: Oh, thanks. You look so thin and that hat is to die for.

Hamster Emily: Really? It’s the latest in Petunia fashion, it’s for Paris, and I’m on this new diet too. Well, I don’t eat anything and when I feel like I’m about to faint I eat a single seed. I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.