Sadly we don’t know exactly what the secret was, but it probably went something along these lines: “Meow meow meow meow”.

It starts with an innocent remark, casually tossed away like a piece of chewinggum. But once a secret is set loose, it scampers from ear to ear, friend to friend, until everyone knows the truth: Our Human still wears Batman underpants!

“Don’t tell anyone this, but Sandy is a dude! She has nuts!”