“I’ll bark twice when I want to go faster, and non-stop for ten minutes when I see a squirrel.”

Twinky the corgi loves coming to the playground in winter when none of those darn kids are around to hog the swings.

Darn it puppies! Stop getting cute all over everything! They’re cuting on the rug! Now I’ll need some Oxy Clean to get the adorable out of that couch.

I’m telling you, these Air Bud sequels are getting better and better.

That snow is no match for the adorableness of its tinie tiny pink paws!

Bah, that taste, in hindsight licking the deck was probably not such a good idea…

Stumpy corgi legs are 10x more effective than Jedi mind tricks. I would never be able to say no to a corgi, let alone one sticking its tongue out at me…

“OK, baby corgi. Here is my wallet and my credit cards. Get whatever you want.”

Via OCD: Obsessive Corgi Disorder on tumblr

Aww, he can’t reach the ball at the end due to his stumpy little legs, incompetence has never been so cute.

“LEGS… TOO… SHORT! CAN’T… REACH…!”

That’s just how you stay trim after eating all those Beggin’ Strips.