Owner: “Dog, phone for you!”

Dog: “Take a message, oh and get me a cold beverage while you’re in there”.

*Sigh* Only 5 hours til the sun goes down, then I’ll get my revenge, REVENGE FROM ABOVE!

This little fella is an Abyssinian cat (also known as an Ethiopian) but looking at that awesome fur of his I’d much rather call him a German Shepcat.