Owner: “Dog, phone for you!”

Dog: “Take a message, oh and get me a cold beverage while you’re in there”.

It’s no barrel of monkeys, but in this economy you gotta take what you can get.

Really hope that toothbrush is reserved for hedgehog washing only.

Max’s bath time. Including hedgehog freakout, calm down, scrubbing, sniffing, sneezing, tattoos, and split tongue.

Yikes, what a snob that cat is. As if his scathing New Yorker review of the latest Fancy Feast variety wasn’t enough.

Excuse us ma’am, but it seems we finally found the source of your water leak. Just give us a couple of hours and we’ll have it fixed right up for you. *slurp, slurp*

Thanks to Luciana L. for these pictures of her two babies, Babykatz (Bengal cat) and Mr. Kitty (Cow cat).

Meet the GPSST (Guinea Pig Synchronized Swim Team), getting ready to work on a new routine.

Yeah, just wait until it turns into a terrifying, SPARKLY, HOT TEEN VAMPIRE AND… uh, actually… that would be kind of cool.

This just proves that dolphins are highly evolved! They appreciate cats too.  After all, dolphins do routinely say, “SQUEEEEEEE!”