I… I can’t eat anything THAT smiley and adorable. I just want to feed it little turtle snacks.

Seeing how turtles can’t sing, they tend to dance in the shower instead.

Aww, that poor little turtle can’t get on top of a floating log to sunbathe. Guess that’s what he gets for not learning about weight distribution and buoyancy.

Wow awesome, I hope someone does this for me on my birthday. Meaning, I literally want someone to tie a hat around my back and make me eat cake off the floor. It looks like a really swell time.

Oh and that cake is made with real broccoli.

Snail to Tortoise: “SLOW DOWN! I wanna get there, but I wanna get there alive.”

It’s nice to see him finally come out of his shell

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Here we have a nice little collection of animals on computers. Whether or not these animals are actually using the computers does not matter, as long as they look cute.

By the way, I asked the turtle for A/S/L but it is taking forever to respond

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Watching the armadillo go through the course was the most heart pounding thing I’ve seen all day. Good job little armadillo, you are an awesome game show contestant

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