Our hearts are often warmed with videos and stories on the internet about different-species friendships. This my friends, is not a case of such friendship.

The best booty shakin’ I have seen in a long time…

The question here is; who’s cuter? The tortoise that’s really excited about eating the flower, or the girl who’s really excited about the tortoise eating the flower?

Patriotic Turtle is so patriotic that he claims your back-garden for America. Happy 4th of July everyone and go easy on the hot dogs (or apple pies for you veggies).

They say you should let sleeping dogs lie. Luckily there’s no such adage regarding cats.

OK, I’ll admit it. This turtle dances better than me. I’d say it’s cuter than me too. This is probably why I can’t get a date anymore.

This tortoise wants a nap, and is willing to work the intimidation factor to make sure that he does not have to share his bed. It may seem kind of mean, but I hear that puppy snores and puts his cold paws all over you.

Geez, that turtle is right there next to you. You don’t have to yell.