To be honest, I’m not sure what kind of creature is riding that tortoise either (I’m guessing some kind of Hyrax). But in the animal world, tortoises must be the equivalent of taxi cabs.
When a thirsty cat is thirsty, any water will do.
I don’t know about you guys, but it’s SUPER HOT where I am. This tortoise totally has the right idea.
Just ’cause everyone likes Cheerios. And everyone knows it’s always better to eat Cheerios with a friend.
I’ve seen turtles that like to rearrange the shrubbery in their tank, but I’ve never seen one that has graduated to redecorating the patio.
When a kitten bats at the curtains, it’s adorable. When a tortoise does it, it’s a little bit awkward. But my money’s still on the tortoise to win this fight.
If you wish to summon a horde of obedient turtles to do your bidding, bring a magic cucumber (freshly peeled!) to the local pond as an offering. If you’re very lucky and your cucumber is fresh enough, the Turtle Queen may honor you with an appearance.