-Insert dramatic old western stand off music and a rolling tumbleweed-

 This owl refuses to be distracted from the most important part of any staring competition: Winning.

I’d keep demanding a rematch just to stare at it longer!

Poker players know that face all too well… always fold if you see it.

This squirrel is trained in the ancient art of Ninjutsu, a forgotten Japanese martial-arts style which involves stealth, speed, and the mastery of climbing trees. These skills the Ninja Squirrel utilises to climb trees for a better vantage point to spy on you. When you leave the kitchen the Ninja Squirrel strikes with deadly speed and steals all your peanuts.

“Do you think I’m cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I’m funny?”

- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket