He’s even using the power of the force to levitate that acorn, with eyes closed in concentration.

Babies = Cute … Squirrels = Cute … Squirrel babies = SUPER CUTE

Maitre D: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.

Mr Creosote: No.

Maitre D: Oh sir… it’s only wafer thin.

Mr Creosote: Look – I couldn’t eat another thing. I’m absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Maitre D:Just the one, sir… voila… bon appetit…

……BOOM!

With the help of our remarkable Animal-Translatatron 3020™ we’ve managed to translate what these two were thinking:

Koji the Shiba Inu: Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirr­el! Squirrel!

Squirrel: Dude, where are my nuts?

Meerkats and squirrels, nature’s star-crossed lovers. This magical moment happened in Finland, in front of God and everybody.

This cute little thing right here is a Japanese dwarf flying squirrel, but since we think that name is way too long for something so tiny we shall call it a tree bunny!

Hyouta here is a very lucky squirrel. I mean, no one ever brings me any cheesecake.

But now that he has the taste for tasty cheesecake he would be nuts to go back to his old diet.

This squirrel is trained in the ancient art of Ninjutsu, a forgotten Japanese martial-arts style which involves stealth, speed, and the mastery of climbing trees. These skills the Ninja Squirrel utilises to climb trees for a better vantage point to spy on you. When you leave the kitchen the Ninja Squirrel strikes with deadly speed and steals all your peanuts.