Tag: Snails

  • Snail Mail

    Still gets there faster than a package sent by USPS. More

  • You Can’t Hurry Love…

    I’ve always wondered what a snail hitting on another snail would sound like. I’m guessing something along these lines: “Bring your carapace over here baby and let me massage those tentacles for you, oooooh yeah baby” More

  • How a Snail Crosses a Gap

    The little guy clearly didn’t notice the bridge one inch to the right of him, but then again you can’t really expect a snail to think outside the box. Well done anyways little guy, your impression of Mr. Fantastic from the Fantastic Four was spot on! More