Snail Mail
Still gets there faster than a package sent by USPS.

It would appear that Gary from SpongeBob is very much a real little snail.

I’ve always wondered what a snail hitting on another snail would sound like. I’m guessing something along these lines: “Bring your carapace over here baby and let me massage those tentacles for you, oooooh yeah baby”
The little guy clearly didn’t notice the bridge one inch to the right of him, but then again you can’t really expect a snail to think outside the box. Well done anyways little guy, your impression of Mr. Fantastic from the Fantastic Four was spot on!
I sure hope for little snalio’s sake that the dog doesn’t have an appetite for French cuisine