Rough translation:
Mame! (dog’s name) – That’s what you did, huh? – Is that right? – Can you do it a little smaller? – Make it tiny, tiny, tiny? – Now, cute.
So maybe what’s more impressive here is that this dog is apparently fluent in Japanese.
Say hi to Lexi who lives in Texas and is a cute little Shiba Inu. These pictures of her are from when she was 5 months old. Her favorite toy is your face, hair and ears. She likes wood chips, other dogs and ice. She dislikes taking baths (shocker!) and cats (double shocker!).
You can find more pictures of Molly via her owner’s Flickr account -> Rock K
With the help of our remarkable Animal-Translatatron 3020™ we’ve managed to translate what these two were thinking:
Koji the Shiba Inu: Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel!
Squirrel: Dude, where are my nuts?
Apparently, he’s being shown a YouTube video of another dog. The Shiba Inu demographic makes up a lot of YouTube’s viral internet traffic.
“Duuuuuuuuuuuude! Turn the light off and leave me alone! I am trying to sleep here!”
This Shiba Inu is a little confused by the Red Eared Slider squatting in his doghouse. Sorry to say this doggy, but I don’t think he’s leaving anytime soon, he’s pleading squatter’s rights.
Frankly, I think that any other form of feeding this dog would not be humanitarian and would constitute animal abuse. By having food spun around for him he can sample small portions while he contemplates the amount of human centric suffering that exists in the world around. He may then save some lives, after dinner, by being cute, cuddly, and offering solace to those humans who cannot, for some reason or another, relate to other humans as well as they can to something furry.
And yes I just went all political on your asses, and no I wasn’t being serious, now enjoy the cuteness:
Well that’s a smile that will brighten up any Monday morning
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