Puppy Defends Bowl of Food From Pesky Ducks
To the tune of MC Hammer’s “U Can’t Touch This”:
Hey ducks, YOU CAN’T TOUCH THIS… nom nom nom, nom nom, nom nom. STOP! PUPPY TIME!
To the tune of MC Hammer’s “U Can’t Touch This”:
Hey ducks, YOU CAN’T TOUCH THIS… nom nom nom, nom nom, nom nom. STOP! PUPPY TIME!
All together now!
It’s the eye of the tiger, it’s the cream of the fight
Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he’s watchin’ us all in the eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger…

Submitter Paula says:
Hi, this is my Australian Shepherd who eats rocks, but I like her anyway.
Now that’s a pretty hardcore fiber diet. But please, limit the rock eating. It’s better to break this habit now before it causes her problems in the near future.

Winter is coming, it’s dangerous to go alone. Take this.

But that’s OK little buddy, since we really love the smell of puppies.

That is a great kangaroo impression…for a puppy that is.
This is officially the best Elvis impersonation we’ve ever seen.

We’ve spent many thousands of restless hours in our Cute Laboratories, working away trying to figure out a way to clone our cute little friends. With nothing but coffee to fuel us on. But we’ve finally done it! We’ve successfully managed to make copies of two of our favorite pets, we speak of dogs and cats obviously.
Albeit…much, much, smaller copies than the original.
Test subjects X-19a:

Test subjects X-19b:
