We’re just glad they didn’t tape a string of black kittens together in a loop, and fax that. That really eats up the toner… But on the plus side, we’d have a room full of kittens.

The secret to all tech support: When all else fails, give it a good thump. When that fails, walk away.

This is pretty much the hamster version of a plumber’s crack (much cuter than the Human version).