While they aww…I shall eat all their carrots.

Dear God, about that cheezburger. I can haz?

“Dear God. I pray for something yummy to nibble on, I’m oh so tired of this lousy Kibble. Amen”

All dogs go to heaven, but this one isn’t taking any chances.

Pardon my religious ignorance, but would he attend a “meowsque” or a “mouseque?”

I can haz Religion?

I never knew bunnies were that religious, well apart from the Easter Bunny obviously.