Parlay. I invoke the right of parlay. According to the Code of the brethren, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew , you have to take me to your Captain, for I’m in need of some kibbles. Arr!

As a pirat, he sails the seven cheese!

We know Christmas and New Years has past, but we came across this email from Stephanie in our inbox and we just had to share!

Hey! I discovered your site the other day and I’m addicted! … thought I’d share a little gerbil Christmas cheer!! Soo CUTE!! We wish you a Gerbil Christmas… and a Furry New Year!

…and for gerbil pirate lovers!

Thanks for the videos Stephanie S.

Arrrr! I be yar cap’n, Ralph White Beard! Thar be a great, grand ship on the horizen, ready the cannons you ruddy dogs. Let’s give ‘em a broadside and bring ‘em to their knees!

Thanks to Shannon for submitting these pictures of her pooch, Ralph. We think he looks exactly like Jack Sparrow, it’s uncanny.