“And over here is the drawer where the humans keep all the treats.”

So we were browsing around our cute picture archive, when we spotted this little fella, and much to our surprise he REALLY reminded us of a certain type of bird featured in a certain popular iPhone game…

…so with the help of a little Photoshop magic…

…BEHOLD! A REAL LIFE ANGRY BIRD!

A true wingman always takes one for the team, so his buddy can live the dream. It’s no different in the hamster world.

I’ve always wondered what a snail hitting on another snail would sound like. I’m guessing something along these lines: “Bring your carapace over here baby and let me massage those tentacles for you, oooooh yeah baby”