We got this little picture sent to us anonymously along with this messsage:
My cat Steve when he was a kitten. For some reason he let me pile fruit on top of him. Forgot about this photo til now. And everyone loves kittens And oranges.
We just want to know how have you got your cat to lick an orange? Every cat we know will sniff an orange then run a mile. All cats, biologically hated oranges. Well, apart from Steve here apparently.
Yup, our cute scientists (using a highly scientific method of measuring the image on the screen using their index fingers and thumbs) have just confirmed that this kitten is indeed as wide as he is tall.
It’s the same thing every week. All they do is work out every day, tan until they’re practically orange, then go out to the clubs. They always end up getting wasted, Fluffy ends up getting in a fight, and Mr. Whiskers has to step in and break it up. I’m sorry, I just don’t understand how anyone can watch Purrsey Shore.