That’s what I look like at parties where they have a bowl of those mini hot dogs wrapped in crescent rolls.

This squirrel is trained in the ancient art of Ninjutsu, a forgotten Japanese martial-arts style which involves stealth, speed, and the mastery of climbing trees. These skills the Ninja Squirrel utilises to climb trees for a better vantage point to spy on you. When you leave the kitchen the Ninja Squirrel strikes with deadly speed and steals all your peanuts.

That’s nuts! It’s equal to me stuffing a whole watermelon or two into my mouth.

Photos taken by JocelyneR.

When taking a picture like this, you have to be very very quiet, or else he might bolt.