This squirrel is trained in the ancient art of Ninjutsu, a forgotten Japanese martial-arts style which involves stealth, speed, and the mastery of climbing trees. These skills the Ninja Squirrel utilises to climb trees for a better vantage point to spy on you. When you leave the kitchen the Ninja Squirrel strikes with deadly speed and steals all your peanuts.
Peeping Tomcat likes to peep through your windows. By the time you notice him there, it’s already too late.
Rule number one of Kitty Club: Always expect the sneak attack.
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You can watch this video, but you probably won’t even see the cat because he moves too fast.