OMG, This Elizabethan collar is the worst! It makes the rest of my body look disproportionately fat, and how am I supposed to sip on fancy sparkling milk with this thing on…I’ll never look presentable at tonight’s Palace ball with this thing on!

“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and catgone it, people like me!”

“Look at that other cat! She’s wearing the same outfit and copying all my dance moves. This is ridiculous!”

“eh, forget her… I’m eating.”

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This video is one part existential battle, and one part not understanding how mirrors work.

But to be fair, the other cat was egging him on.