It seems that Toby the Pug here just broke rule number one of kitty’s massage parlor: Never fall asleep on the table.

Well either this guy is great at giving massages, or horrible at giving CPR.

As great as their massage therapists are, the spray tan was VERY uneven and disappointing.

Now that is one cat that is totally rockin’ the rat tail. 80′s style!

Sometimes all you need to unwind after a stressful day of eating and taking naps is a nice massage