Bah! These darn kids and their skating, and their newfangled flashy beeping phone things, and … and back in my day, we didn’t have any of that stuff. Look at us, we still turned out fine. I’m telling you, things were just simpler before they invented the darn wheel.
You’ve gotta be kitten me! That cat is clearly the 1%.
This little fella hailed a tortoise taxi, but he didn’t realize the Tortoise Taxi Drivers Association was on strike that day. Poor little goat. Now he’ll never get home.
Why not take 5 minutes this fine Saturday afternoon to kick back, relax, and watch these prairie dogs ride around on a robot vacuum. Go on, you know you deserve to!
Bad dogs. Bad dogs.
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
“What officer? My license you say? Sorry but I ate it.”
You don’t get to be man’s best friend by moping around doing unawesome things. I’m looking at you, walrus.
That dachshund now thinks he’s a datsun. I wonder if other dogs chase him now?
Go kitty, ride! Ride into the night!…Kitty, come on, RIDE I SAID!
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