Bah! These darn kids and their skating, and their newfangled flashy beeping phone things, and … and back in my day, we didn’t have any of that stuff. Look at us, we still turned out fine. I’m telling you, things were just simpler before they invented the darn wheel.
This little fella hailed a tortoise taxi, but he didn’t realize the Tortoise Taxi Drivers Association was on strike that day. Poor little goat. Now he’ll never get home.
Why not take 5 minutes this fine Saturday afternoon to kick back, relax, and watch these prairie dogs ride around on a robot vacuum. Go on, you know you deserve to!