That is an excellent fort you have there Hansel, A+ in fact, but sadly you get a D- for your penmanship. Try to apply yourself more in the future.

Why does it always feel like someone is watching me when I bust a move?

Peeping Tomcat likes to peep through your windows. By the time you notice him there, it’s already too late.

Oddly he doesn’t seem too pleased about his supposed wealth & stature. I guess it’s right that money can’t buy happiness.

Cute kittens can even make utter failure look adorable.

Why yes little Kitty, YOU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER!

Ladies and gentlemen, the purpose of the internet has hereby been fulfilled. Congratulations to each and every one of you.

As you were.

Philosofeline the Great: “If I eat tune now, can I lay around later?”

The Laws of Physics do not apply to cats, never have, never will!