The purr-fect pillow if you will. Fur reals, it’s impawsible to find a better one.

OK I’ll stop with the puns right meow, before they drive you all catty.

Or like the famous Lion King lyrics go in Zulu; Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba! Sithi uhm ingonyama!

1st rule of the Buddy System: Always hold hands.

Like Abbott and Costello, like Sonny and Cher, like Martin and Lewis, they’re a perfect pair. Like Laurel and Harvey, like Fontette and Lunt, they’re perfectly mismatched; They’re Rita and Runt!

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr.

We’re just glad they didn’t tape a string of black kittens together in a loop, and fax that. That really eats up the toner… But on the plus side, we’d have a room full of kittens.

Don’t they know that if they sit too close to the TV they’ll need glasses. Cute little kitteh glasses!

I need to figure out how to get my cat to read more. He either just sits in front of the TV all day watching Big Cat Diary, or goes online to look at LOLcat pictures, which is teaching him horrible grammar and spelling to be honest.

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