Hey guys! Let me back in! It’s all wet and cold out here, and the floor isn’t even soft!

It seems that Toby the Pug here just broke rule number one of kitty’s massage parlor: Never fall asleep on the table.

*Shudder* Look I’ll show you guys how it’s done. It’s step – paws – turn – paws – pivot – step – STEP, not step – paws – turn – paws – pivot – step – PAWS.

Dear God, about that cheezburger. I can haz?

This kitten agrees, KFC is indeed finger lickin’ good.

Hat cat has notably hairy ears. Here I am, making a note of it.

Sophie/Headcrab Cat really likes the view from up top. Sorry about the laughing – it was just too funny.

Sophie is evidently the head of your household!

So much cuteness in such a confined space.

so much cuteness in such a confined space

Guys! The things I saw! I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. I played with a clothes peg in the neighbor’s garden. I watched headlights glitter in the dark near the front gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to nap.

Hi guys, this is Bear. I just let him out into the back yard to chase butterflies and such… he wandered back in half an hour later looking like this.