I’m pretty sure the artwork suggests that cup is intended to hold soup and not kittens. Just sayin’.

Clearly a Japanese kitten robot. The iKitteh if you will.

Legal notice from Apple: The iKitteh will cause you to barf rainbows & glitter.

Sir, Sir. I’m going to have to ask you to take a step back with that camera. SIR! I am a serious cat. Step back.

“Stick with me babe, I’ll take you places you’ve never seen. Johannespuuurrrg, Meowscow, Catuala Lumpur. I’ll let you see the entire world!”

“Don’t worriez. I keepz eye on dem for you. ok?”

In case there is any confusion on the matter, ten-week-old Polly’s tabby coloring pattern spells out the word “cat” in the fur of her left flank. I imagine it will come in handy if Polly ever decides to run away from home.

She’s like the Randy Moss of cats. (And for those who don’t know who Randy Moss is, he’s a guy who catches footballs.) Mochi here is SOOO starting on my Fantasy Football Team next week.