Guys! The things I saw! I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. I played with a clothes peg in the neighbor’s garden. I watched headlights glitter in the dark near the front gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to nap.

Hi guys, this is Bear. I just let him out into the back yard to chase butterflies and such… he wandered back in half an hour later looking like this.

The purr-fect pillow if you will. Fur reals, it’s impawsible to find a better one.

OK I’ll stop with the puns right meow, before they drive you all catty.

Or like the famous Lion King lyrics go in Zulu; Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba! Sithi uhm ingonyama!

1st rule of the Buddy System: Always hold hands.

Like Abbott and Costello, like Sonny and Cher, like Martin and Lewis, they’re a perfect pair. Like Laurel and Harvey, like Fontette and Lunt, they’re perfectly mismatched; They’re Rita and Runt!

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr.

We’re just glad they didn’t tape a string of black kittens together in a loop, and fax that. That really eats up the toner… But on the plus side, we’d have a room full of kittens.

Don’t they know that if they sit too close to the TV they’ll need glasses. Cute little kitteh glasses!