Mmm, who doesn’t love Ladyfingers?

There’s no reason not to be afraid of these apples. They’re terrifying demonic apples of doom.

Right Mr. Otter, you guard the right flank, the sea. I’ll guard the left flank, the land!

Battery running dangerously low… Shutting down and entering sleep mode.

We’ve spent many thousands of restless hours in our Cute Laboratories, working away trying to figure out a way to clone our cute little friends. With nothing but coffee to fuel us on. But we’ve finally done it! We’ve successfully managed to make copies of two of our favorite pets, we speak of dogs and cats obviously.

Albeit…much, much, smaller copies than the original.

Test subjects X-19a:

Test subjects X-19b:

You know how when you see someone yawn, you just have to yawn yourself? Well since we found this picture, it’s been Yawn Central Station over here. Now it’s your turn!

“I kissed a cat, and I liked it.” – Except for the milk mustache, that part was gross.

We’ve often pondered over the origins of kittens. How did they get here? Where do they come from? Well today we stumbled upon the answers; they arrive at your doorstep via a series of pipes, straight from the wondrous world of Cutetobia.

Now that we’ve revealed that secret, someone is sure to exploit it and take more than their share of kittens.