Climbing journal, Day 4: We’ve established Base Camp Alpha at the knee. We hope to reach Camp Bravo at the hip by Thursday in order to investigate whether or not there is something at the top that will: A) Feed us or B) Cuddle us.

Got Milk? Well this cat (and Pat Morita lookalike) does… all over his face, in fact. But at least he’s adorable enough to really pull it off.

Kitty does not think those shoes go with that dress YOU are wearing! Like seriously now!

Yup, our cute scientists (using a highly scientific method of measuring the image on the screen using their index fingers and thumbs) have just confirmed that this kitten is indeed as wide as he is tall.

“Whoa! Guys! Did you see the way that ball jumped at me?!”

In the words of the Doctor from Doctor Who, “Bow ties are cool”.

Now that Supercat has mastered flying, the next stop is finding a sidekick. An actual robin bird would do nicely.

Polls are showing a very rough economy for cats right now. Once the market picks up they can go back to their normal job of purrring and sleeping all day.