The dog has this awesome screenplay he just wrote, that the baby would be perfect for a role in…and by the sound of that dog, it’s a movie centred on a train.

This is actually how a turtle sees all Internet cat videos.

Right, I’m packing my bags and moving to a place where tiny goats hippity-hop across porches all day long, while a smiling dog looks on. My flight leaves at 9:45.

Dog : Harumph! Kids these days!

“HI!…HI!…HI!…HI!…HI!”

Anyone else envisioning a trampoline back there?

Who would have thought baby goats had such sick dance moves. I’m totally going to throw down with the next one I see.

We have a little 3 week old orphan Nubian goat kid that thinks he is a human! His mother rejected him so he follows us around and likes to copy our movements!

Anyone else starting to feel really, really tire….ZzZzZ

You don’t get to be man’s best friend by moping around doing unawesome things. I’m looking at you, walrus.

 All we need is a Bob Saget voice over and this is a shoe-in for America’s Funniest Home Videos.