Frankly, I think that any other form of feeding this dog would not be humanitarian and would constitute animal abuse. By having food spun around for him he can sample small portions while he contemplates the amount of human centric suffering that exists in the world around. He may then save some lives, after dinner, by being cute, cuddly, and offering solace to those humans who cannot, for some reason or another, relate to other humans as well as they can to something furry.

And yes I just went all political on your asses, and no I wasn’t being serious, now enjoy the cuteness: 

I actually do a pretty good version of that cat dance myself. Having said that I feel like these things are trying to seduce me.

As impressive as this is I had real trouble understanding what the cat was saying. The accent was just too thick.

 I feel like the dog is checking me out and it’s creepy, but still cute

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