“I can BE cheezburger?”

But clearly this is the best toy in McDonald’s history! Cat > Monopoly game, no question.

Oh god. Budgies sound so much cuter speaking Japanese. In fact, the little budgie sounds like an Ewok from Star Wars.

“Call this cake? A real cake is one you can roll in!”

In 1991, a baby owl fell out of its nest and into the life of Mrs. Toyoko. Since then, she’s been caring for the nocturnal cutie by preparing its meals (he really likes sushi) and by providing the wayward critter a safe haven. Mrs. Toyoko is now seventy-nine and credits her good health to looking after her pet owl.

And since we  love owls, sushi and eccentric old ladies that means this video is pretty much amazing.

Not shown in this video: They always leave the toilet seat up, never take out the trash, always lose the TV remote and never pay rent on time. But all is forgiven since they are super cute.

I like how the white cat is just looking on, seemingly thinking “My superior mind does not trifle with such inane activities”.

After some searching we tracked down the “cat bank” down to this Japanese site should you want to buy one. As if the meowing wasn’t cute enough, but the adorableness multiplies immensely when you add a coin to see the coin grabbing ability in full action.

This is one café that guarantees catisfaction. This Tokyo cat café is a place where you can basically go and visit about 15 cats in residence and get your pet on, oh and enjoy a cup of Joe while doing so. Crazyness.

Don’t believe me? Here’s the site:
http://cafecalico.com/toppage.html

And HERE is a little bio of each cat. ha.
http://cafecalico.com/cats.htm
 

The secret to catching mice lies in the mind and heart. Not in the paws.