Yeah…guys, I’m not sure that is how kissing works…

I get where this little guy is coming from; no rubber ducky, no bath. End of story.

As in a Pomeranian + Husky = Pomsky… Or if you prefer, a Huskeranian.

Clearly this Cocker Spaniel is a mastermind playing the long game – train ‘em up when they’re cute and cuddly and eventually… two loyal bodyguards!

“I’m SOOO tired. These things will be the death of me. Why? Why master? Was I not enough? I need a nap.”

“Yikes! These two could beat me up anytime. Show no weakness. Sure, I stepped on ya every now and then. No hard feelings, right pals? pals…”

“Not too shabby… They are stong, fit, fast… Not too shabby at all…”

“Hey you over there, yes you! What are you looking at? Me and MY WOLVES?! I COMMAND SNOW WOLVES! Better keep walking pal!”

“And so I came to rule all the land, and it was good. My trusty warriors, Noble and Loyal at my side. I have vanquished my enemies with their aid, and now am a good and caring King.”

That is fantastic enough to be nominate for a Best Foreign Language Oscar!

Now the only question remains, what to name this adorable little wolf. Corky? Horgi?..

WE KNOW! Huggi!

Ohhh, so THIS is what the iPad is for. I’ve been wondering what it was used for for weeks now.

It would appear everything in this dog owner’s life is color coordinated in shades of off-white, a perfect match to the dog’s fur.

When you have a long-haired, high shedding dog, it makes life a lot easier to buy lots of white carpet and furniture. So make sure to buy carpeting and furniture to match the color of your husky, and don’t say we never teach you anything.