You’ve gotta be kitten me! That cat is clearly the 1%.

This little fella hailed a tortoise taxi, but he didn’t realize the Tortoise Taxi Drivers Association was on strike that day. Poor little goat. Now he’ll never get home.

Fact: A baby Koala hat is called a Fuzzby*.

*Not a fact.

Go kitty, ride! Ride into the night!…Kitty, come on, RIDE I SAID!

Based on the soundtrack, I can only assume that these two are off on a journey of deep spiritual reflection. Or maybe they’re being just a little bit emo.

To be honest, I’m not sure what kind of creature is riding that tortoise either (I’m guessing some kind of Hyrax). But in the animal world, tortoises must be the equivalent of taxi cabs.

I’m telling you, ever since OSHA got involved, these amusement park rides have gotten way too tame. And this is an E-ticket ride!