I love the smell of sawdust in the morning.

Yep, that’s what I look like when I eat spaghetti, too.

Image of Totonika the hamster via her site here.

If they gave out an Oscar for cute pictures, then this picture would win it…every…single…year!

Photo of Augusta the hamster taken by Dragan Todorovic.

Sometimes you just want to hang out and cuddle with to one of your own kind. But if you don’t have a buddy to cuddle with that’s where stuffed animals come in!

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It was Hamateur Night down at the Squeaky Wheel. The pay was peanuts really. Yet every cab driver with the ten-spot to get his horn out of hock took his turn in the shadows of Parker and Gillespie.  A beady-eyed quartet I had seen lining up outside earlier shuffled onto the stage; with luck, they’d only butcher a few numbers before slinking away in shame. I ordered another shot of cheap Bourbon and braced myself for the worst.

But then they started to play… It was as if angels had parted the skies with trumpets blaring.

This is the hamster version of a fraternity stunt. The other hamster is chanting, “Pouch! Pouch! Pouch!”

“Oh hi there. Umm yeah… Totally not what it looks like. Didn’t think you’d be home so early!”

Everyone knows hamsters love video games, it’s a good way for them to train their paw-to-eye coordination and games bring out the inner winner in any hammie.