Bah! These darn kids and their skating, and their newfangled flashy beeping phone things, and … and back in my day, we didn’t have any of that stuff. Look at us, we still turned out fine. I’m telling you, things were just simpler before they invented the darn wheel.

Kids these days! Just want to play around in the barn while everyone else is out busy attending to the farm.

This little fella hailed a tortoise taxi, but he didn’t realize the Tortoise Taxi Drivers Association was on strike that day. Poor little goat. Now he’ll never get home.

Keep practicing like that kid, and one day you’ll be a world champion of frolicking.

It’s every kids favorite game!

Hop on Pop being their favorite book.

This here is Gladys, a Bull Terrier, being super helpful by feeding a few baby goats. You just gotta love that super embarrassed look on her face, can see she’s thinking “What did I do to deserve this”.

Right, I’m packing my bags and moving to a place where tiny goats hippity-hop across porches all day long, while a smiling dog looks on. My flight leaves at 9:45.

Dog : Harumph! Kids these days!

Wait, should that be “I’ve got your back Kid“, or is that a baa‘d pun?