It’s obvious that’s where he’s stashing all of his stolen apple cider and chickens.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one… An eagle, a fox, and two cats were chilling on a porch…

First of all just let me explain the hot water heater! My hot water heater leaked and flooded my kitchen and so I just went through getting it replaced. We have had so much snow (it’s melting now) that it was too hard to carry it through all the snow to get to the landfill so it and other building materials are hanging out on my porch until more snow is gone. See how the fox, eagle and cat are all just fine hanging out and no one is trying to attack anyone and they are getting along just fine? Notice the eagle in the background on the lamp post down by the street. That is the partner to this eagle. They aren’t always out to attack and kill each other. Our fox and eagles and cats basically get along just fine here. Sometimes if there is food they might fight over the food some. I live in Unalaska, Alaska in the Aleutian Islands. Also, earlier in the day when the fox first came Gizmo my cat went right up to the fox and told him to leave. It was too funny! But the fox came right back!

Alaska you say, you sure you don’t live in Narnia?

I just want to carry one of those around, everywhere I go: work, grocery store, beach… humm actually those are all the places I go.

It would appear Firefox has an add-on.

And by kits we obviously mean baby foxes, not some kit you’d buy through an infomercial.

“But wait! There’s more! Order now and we’ll send you TWO bat-eared fox kits for the price of one! Separate shipping and handling prices apply. (Some assembly required. Squee not included.)

5 Bat-eared Fox kits were born to mother Singer & father Biko at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park on May 10th. The kits are currently on exhibit exhibit with the park’s Warthogs in the Heart of Africa area. The Bat-eared fox is a small African fox known for its enormous ears, which are over 5 inches (13 centimeters) long. The ears are full of blood vessels that shed heat and help keep the fox cool; they also give the animal a very good sense of hearing.

“I know he’s around here… I smell ‘im.”

This must be that new Firefox add-on that cleans up Windows.

This is Scout the Fennec Fox, and he needs a towel, ASAP! Before he builds up so much static charge that he’ll zap the next person who pets him.