Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. And Squirrels want to snuggle with you.

When was the last time you were honestly this excited? Answer: Never. You’ve never been this psyched.

“You’re kidding me, right? No way is this flower prettier than me! I mean, you can see that, right?”

Hamster Emily: Andrea, my God! You look so chic.

Andy Sachs: Oh, thanks. You look so thin and that hat is to die for.

Hamster Emily: Really? It’s the latest in Petunia fashion, it’s for Paris, and I’m on this new diet too. Well, I don’t eat anything and when I feel like I’m about to faint I eat a single seed. I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.

“I sure hope she likes this flower I picked for her. Hope it doesn’t come off as too old fashioned. Did I put too much hair product in my tail?…”

Wait, is that a BEEgle I see there?

*ba-dum ching*

The question here is; who’s cuter? The tortoise that’s really excited about eating the flower, or the girl who’s really excited about the tortoise eating the flower?

She loves me, nom nom, she loves me not, nom NOM NOM, SHE LOVES ME!