It’s the same thing every week. All they do is work out every day, tan until they’re practically orange, then go out to the clubs. They always end up getting wasted, Fluffy ends up getting in a fight, and Mr. Whiskers has to step in and break it up. I’m sorry, I just don’t understand how anyone can watch Purrsey Shore.

That’s what happens when playtime and naptime clash.

These two brave felines take on their natural enemy in the wild.

Oh and the best part is at 2:14

When a kitten bats at the curtains, it’s adorable. When a tortoise does it, it’s a little bit awkward. But my money’s still on the tortoise to win this fight.

In the epic battle of kitten vs. watermelon, the watermelon always wins.

That’s what you get for putting your nose where it doesn’t belong Dog.

Thanks to the cat’s introduction of a force field, this is now the most one-sided fight since Elin vs. Tiger Woods (or so goes the rumor).

Oh and we do apologize for the potty-mouthed father, not exactly the best role model.

This video is one part existential battle, and one part not understanding how mirrors work.

But to be fair, the other cat was egging him on.