This here is Gladys, a Bull Terrier, being super helpful by feeding a few baby goats. You just gotta love that super embarrassed look on her face, can see she’s thinking “What did I do to deserve this”.

The miracle of life can sometimes be oh so weird and disturbing.

I like the little orange one that just seems confused by the whole ordeal but doesn’t want to seem like an outcast for not meowing along.

If you wish to summon a horde of obedient turtles to do your bidding, bring a magic cucumber (freshly peeled!) to the local pond as an offering. If you’re very lucky and your cucumber is fresh enough, the Turtle Queen may honor you with an appearance.

Tortoise owners are always coming up with homemade equipment to keep animal husbandry efficient. As cool as this is, however, I think it’s easier just to walk over and put the lettuce in the tank.