Chances are, you think the comic strip Garfield is one of the funniest things in the world. Why wouldn’t you? I mean, anyone with a newspaper subscription and a heart loves Garfield. But really feline obesity is not funny at all. It’s a serious problem. Which is why Anderson Cooper was joined yesterday on his daytime show by Meow, a 37-pound rescue cat from Santa Fe who can barely walk. Because nothing says serious topic like watching a news anchor attempting to juggle a cat the size of a sack of potatoes.
In Meow’s defense though, the camera does add 10 lbs. Just saying.
Yup, our cute scientists (using a highly scientific method of measuring the image on the screen using their index fingers and thumbs) have just confirmed that this kitten is indeed as wide as he is tall.
Dramatic chipmunk fell a long way after his 15 minutes of Internet fame. Hooked on pills and carrot shavings, he quickly gained 25 ounces and lost his home, wife, and job. He now spends his days begging for biscuits, gorging himself in an attempt to forget his sordid past.