Umm, excuse me waiter, but there appears to be a hamster in my plate of spaghetti.

This squirrel is trained in the ancient art of Ninjutsu, a forgotten Japanese martial-arts style which involves stealth, speed, and the mastery of climbing trees. These skills the Ninja Squirrel utilises to climb trees for a better vantage point to spy on you. When you leave the kitchen the Ninja Squirrel strikes with deadly speed and steals all your peanuts.

An apple a day keeps the vet away! Last week banana split cat ate a banana, and this week apple cat eats an apple. It’s like a dream within a dream.

We promise you Cooper here is dressed up as an innocent ice cream Sunday, and not as a KKK Grand Wizard enjoying a scrumptious banana between Klan meetings.

Now that’s a hungry hungry Hippo!

Happy birthday to you Pancake (that is the cat’s name)! and a very happy cope-with-it-the-best-you-can Monday to all of you.

 p.s. Those aren’t sprinkles, they’re corn and tuna bits. Delicious.

  And this my dear little puppy, is why you don’t mess with vampire cats.

Wow, never thought I’d use those words together in a sentence. First time for everything.

The tiny squeaks you hear, those are his hiccups!