Dramatic chipmunk fell a long way after his 15 minutes of Internet fame. Hooked on pills and carrot shavings, he quickly gained 25 ounces and lost his home, wife, and job. He now spends his days begging for biscuits, gorging himself in an attempt to forget his sordid past.

What I love was that perfect recovery by the girl. She was trolling Kermit and she knew it, and then when he left she’s like, “I love you!”

I do hope you prefer your Oreos with a little bit of fur

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