OMG, This Elizabethan collar is the worst! It makes the rest of my body look disproportionately fat, and how am I supposed to sip on fancy sparkling milk with this thing on…I’ll never look presentable at tonight’s Palace ball with this thing on!

“Ever heard of knocking? You need to leave right meow.”

This kitten agrees, KFC is indeed finger lickin’ good.

Hat cat has notably hairy ears. Here I am, making a note of it.

Sophie/Headcrab Cat really likes the view from up top. Sorry about the laughing – it was just too funny.

Sophie is evidently the head of your household!

So cute, it’s scary…(and funny).

Abercrombie & Fitch cat cannot hear a word you say over his blaring dance music.

So much cuteness in such a confined space.

so much cuteness in such a confined space

Better than cheezburgerz? Certainly healthier.