You’ve gotta be kitten me! That cat is clearly the 1%.

Softest game of Jenga ever played.

Everybody, meet Squeaks the kitten! This is what her owner had to say about her:

I want to make my kitten popular on the internet. Her name is Squeaks, and she’s a bit boingy, and a bit derpy. I kinda wish that everyone in the world could meet her, because she’s real friendly and loves to meet new people. I almost don’t go on the internet anymore because she serves all my internet needs (i.e. looking at cat photos/videos).

via reddit

Well one thing is for sure, she’s got some fabulous jazz hands.

*Offers kitty Pringles*

“Nah, I’m good.”

*Offers kitty Pringles*

“I don’t want any.”

*Offers kitty Pringles*

“Seriously. Stop. I don’t want them”

*Offers kitty Pringles*

“DUDE!”

-Insert dramatic old western stand off music and a rolling tumbleweed-

Ah yes, the old headlock. The most common pose for a sibling picture.

“Mom, look who I found! It’s Bambi!”

Lets just assume its mouth is open because it’s singing the background music as it flies through blanket-space.