“You treat me like a stranger and it feels so RUFF!”
“Now you’re just some butt that i used to sniff.”

The idea of a “kitten pocket” makes me ridiculously happy. I’ll be off to sew them on to each and every shirt that I own.

If you squint it looks like they make a very adorable burger.

For our non English and Irish friends out there; kip = nap.

Human’s been feeding me Kibble.
dun dunnnnn dun dun
Ain’t no fit meal for a beast.
dun dunnnnn dun dun
Why dontcha go back to the market.
dun dunnnnn dun dun
And buy me some Fancy Feast.

Chances are, you think the comic strip Garfield is one of the funniest things in the world. Why wouldn’t you? I mean, anyone with a newspaper subscription and a heart loves Garfield. But really feline obesity is not funny at all. It’s a serious problem. Which is why Anderson Cooper was joined yesterday on his daytime show by Meow, a 37-pound rescue cat from Santa Fe who can barely walk. Because nothing says serious topic like watching a news anchor attempting to juggle a cat the size of a sack of potatoes.

In Meow’s defense though, the camera does add 10 lbs. Just saying.

The question remains, did he train his cat to do high fives, or is the cat training him…

Office Cat: I’m leaving this company. No wait I want to come back in!

Guys! I’m going so fast right now!